A Company That Chairs
“Uh oh, my sensors indicate your hands have been away from your keyboard for almost 30 seconds. Don’t forget to keep up the good work, baby girl.”
An irritated scowl crossed Alice’s face as she reluctantly returned her hands to the home-row position. “DoN’t FoRgEt To KeEp Up ThE gOoD wOrK…” she muttered under her breath, mimicking her mechanical overlord at a low enough volume to avoid triggering its audio sensors. Sadly, she had no choice but to stomach the condescending voice’s constant blathering until it was time to punch out for the day.
Everything started innocuously enough the day Alice and the other members of CrissBaby HQ’s publication division had been called in for their monthly staff meeting. “Miss Caretaker has been very impressed with your overall productivity and work ethic. That said, there are still areas for improvement,” said division manager and perennial busybody, Lily. “That's why CrissBaby has decided to purchase everyone a new office chair to keep you motivated and focused on work. How wonderful!”
At the time, there was much rejoicing as Alice and her colleagues over CrissBaby’s generous gift. After all, who would turn down a free office chair in this economy? Little did everyone know the waking nightmare that waited for them come the following Monday.
“Hello, my name is Iris. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Employee 0269: Alice Kobayashi,” said the chair, welcoming Alice to her new throne as it automatically buckled her in. Created with the working diaper lover in mind, the CrissBaby Executive Chairgiver with onboard Iris AI could feed, change, and manage an employee's output all from the comfort of their cubicle. “I’m here to make work so fun that you’ll never want to leave.”
Oh, how wrong this stupid chair was. While some of Alice’s fellow employees tried to have fun with the concept of being bound to a chair and forced to use a diaper for eight hours a day, she couldn’t have loathed this situation more. Not only had it taken her cell phone away within the first hour of working but it also forced her to use her diaper to capacity before registering her need for a change. She couldn’t even stand up thanks to the stupid seat belt, which refused to budge until work hours were over.
Worst of all, though, were the feeding times. “Time for lunch, cutie. Nanny Iris knows your work is very important, so you just keep doing what you're doing and let me take care of you,” Iris cooed, scooping up a hefty spoonful of mashed prunes for Alice to enjoy. “Open wide for choo choo train in 3, 2, 1.”
Grumbling as the sweet flavor of prunes invaded her taste buds, Alice struggled to continue typing while attempting to choke down the mushy substance. Her ears twitched and her tail flicked as she swallowed right as Iris was about to swoop in with another big bite. Tragically, as dreadful as her situation was, she’d already been warned about the chair’s Punishment Mode. And based on the pain and pleasure-filled screams she’d been hearing throughout the office, she had no intention of finding out what that entailed anytime soon.
💜 Artwork By CodiBaby 💜
💕 Story By CrissieBaby 💕