Codi's New Diary: Entry 001

OOOOOOH! Crissie’s done it now! I like to think of myself as a fairly patient and forgiving person. I’ve let a lot go over the past couple of years. The pestering, the teasing, the SMELL! Through all of it, I did my best not to let my temper get the better of me…but not this time.

Of all the stunts I assumed Crissie would have the gall to pull, I never imagined for a second that she’d do anything as disturbed as to publish pages from my diary! Oh yeah, that was a lovely little nugget of information I stumbled upon late last night when reviewing some of my old artwork. And she was such a whiner when I confronted her about it too. “Oh, I’m sooooorry! They were super blushy and they paired so well with your artwork! I’d never post them maliciously!” Oh, cry me a river, you big, dumb baby! She's so lucky I love her.

Sadly, there isn’t much I can do to salvage the situation at this point. The entries are already online so it’d be futile to get them taken down. That doesn’t mean my revenge won’t be swift, however. As we speak, Crissie is currently strung up in my slime dangling over her crib with two full bottles of expired CrissBaby Bowel Busting Formula bubbling away in her tummy. She may be a mush tush but everyone has their limits, and based on the way she keeps groaning, I’d say she’s well past hers.

Unsurprisingly, my old diary is too compromised to keep using, so this will be the first entry in my new one. Don’t worry, this entry’s posting is completely sanctioned by yours truly. Given how popular my diary seems to be, it probably won’t be the last time I use it for art inspiration, so be sure to keep an eye out.

In the meantime, I’ve got a bratty butt on my hands in desperate need of a good paddling; one swat for every like, favorite, and/or note my diaries received. And I’ve only got until midday tomorrow, or else Master will get on me for hampering Crissie’s work schedule.

BLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRT!!!Sounds like she’s ready for me. Guess I’d better get busy!P.S. In case you’re wondering, the grand total currently stands at 7624, so her ass is grass >:3 

💜 Artwork By CodiBaby 💜/💕 Story By CrissieBaby 💕